A Singlish Joke

I was checking out www.rednano.com and typed "singlish" in the search bar. Out came thousands of results. Then, I entered a blog which says "Let's talk singlish...have fun and don't pai say". Inside his blog, he wrote everything in singlish. And, he wrote one singlish joke. Read it...don't worry, its pure singlish!!!

The Singlish Joke
Many people got no style one. Me, I got character. See-ah. I don’t simply take instructions from people. I think first lah. Don’t like it, don’t take lah. With boss also like that. I don’t care. Sack sack lah. I not afraid one. Then, when got no mood to work, I just go for teh tarik. Don’t like? Not my problem what! When boss make noise, I tell him to fly kite. Money so little, some more got so much work. Where can? Some more got so many bosses. Big boss, small boss, woman boss. One say one thing. Listen until you pengsan. You can die like that. I tell you sometime not fair. Client also another kind. Always last minute change this change that. Guarantee one. Make my life difficult only. Then? Kena work until two three am. Who can tahan like that? Something koyak in their head. I not joking. Don’t know advertising but only talk big all the time. Then some more when the thing tak jalan, they complain we all no good. Then who kena? Me lah! Some more who?

Hahaha...Isn't this so Singapore-like??? Its like damn stupid lah the joke. Haiz...well well well, its time for me to do my work and so on...ZzZzZ